{"id":79495,"date":"2018-03-20T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-19T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/79495\/nokka-die-chuck-norris-van-pienaardam\/"},"modified":"2018-03-22T12:06:32","modified_gmt":"2018-03-22T10:06:32","slug":"nokka-die-chuck-norris-van-pienaardam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/news-headlines\/2018\/03\/20\/nokka-die-chuck-norris-van-pienaardam\/","title":{"rendered":"Nokka, die Chuck Norris van Pienaardam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022Chuck Norris lees nie boeke nie. Hy gluur hulle aan totdat hulle hom die inligting gee wat hy soek.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022As die Tokkelossie gaan slaap loer hy eers onder sy bed om te sien of Chuck Norris nie dalk daar wegkruip nie.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022Chuck Norris steek miere met \u2019n vergrootglas aan die brand\u2026. in die nag!<\/p>\n<p>\u2022Chuck Norris het onlangs begin om sy piepie as \u2019n energiedrank te bemark, hulle noem dit \u201cRed Bull\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2022As Chuck Norris teen \u2019n muur tennis oefen, wen hy!<\/p>\n<p>\u2022Chuck Norris is nie gebore nie, hy het sy pad buitentoe uitgeveg.<\/p>\n<div class='tie-fluid-width-video-wrapper tie-ignore-fitvid' style='margin-bottom: 30px;'>\n\t\t\t<iframe style='width: 100%; min-height: 300px; aspect-ratio: 16\/9;' src='https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/tOm5KCWurZI' loading='lazy'><\/iframe>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>As julle gedink het Chuck Norris is goed, dink weer!<\/p>\n<p>Nokka, die witleeu van Pienaardam, verwek kinders terwyl hy gekastreer is.<\/p>\n<h4>Lees ook: <a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/78955\/en-wie-het-kinders-opgevreet\/\" target=\"_blank\">En wie het my kinders opgevreet?<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>Di\u00e9 statige leeumannetjie het die afgelope maand agt kinders verwek nadat \u2019n veearts hom gekastreer het.<\/p>\n<p>So, pasop Chuck!<\/p>\n<p>Nokka is van \u201cleeubalisme\u201d beskuldig nadat die eerste vier leeutjies verdwyn het. Daar word vermoed hulle het in Nokka se maag beland.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Lion Nokka&amp;apos;s four cubs\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lq7m6Gx-tWo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Personeel van die oord was die naweek verstom toe hulle op nog vier leeutjies afkom. \u2019n Werpsel van \u2019n ander wyfie.<\/p>\n<p>Die leeutjies is uit die hok gehaal en word nou met \u2019n bottel en spesiale voeding versorg.<\/p>\n<p>Daar is tydens \u2019n operasie gevind dat een van Nokka se saadbuisies weer vasgegroei het.<\/p>\n<h4>Lees ook: <a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/27677\/video-hommeltuig-byna-leeukos\/\" target=\"_blank\">Hommelyuig byna leeukos<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>Intussen het \u2019n veearts seker gemaak Nokka haal nie weer \u2019n Chuck Norris uit nie.<\/p>\n<p>Me. Venessa van Niekerk (Pienaardam) s\u00ea hulle gaan by die Mpumalanga Toerisme en Parke-Agentskap aansoek doen om die welpies te hou.<\/p>\n<p>www.mobserver.co.za lesers kry nou die kans om lekker etes te wen.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 SMS die kodewoord LEEU, gevolg deur die naam vir &#8216;n welpie na 33659 (sms&#8217;e kos R1.50 per sms. Gratis sms&#8217;e geld nie). S\u00ea ook wat die naam beteken. Die sluitingsdatum is 30 Maart om 12:00.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Die persone wat die wenname vir die welpies gee, is verseker van &#8216;n gratis Sondagmiddag buffet-ete by Pienaardam.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Ander nuus:<\/h3>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/79518\/classic-clashes-tussen-hoerskool-middelburg-en-hts-middelburg-af\/\" target=\"_blank\">Classic Clashes tussen HTS Middelburg en MHS is afgestel<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/79489\/stay-safe-during-approaching-holidays\/\" target=\"_blank\">Stay safe during approaching holidays<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/79188\/man-probeer-slang-op-straat-te-verkoop\/\" target=\"_blank\">Man probeer slang op straat te verkoop<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/79182\/skelm-man-trek-soos-vrou-aan\/\" target=\"_blank\">Skelm man trek soos vrou aan<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/79136\/annica-van-staden-stole-money\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u201cAnnica van Staden stole my money\u201d<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/79121\/volle-video-vuisgeveg-tracers\/\" target=\"_blank\">Volledige video: Vuisgeveg in Tracers<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/79108\/verdagte-veld-geskiet-inwoner-verduidelik\/\" target=\"_blank\">Verdagte in veld geskiet \u2013 inwoner verduidelik<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4><\/h4>\n<h4><\/h4>\n<h4>Nuus op \u2019n drafstap:<\/h4>\n<h4>Kry nuus op \u2019n drafstap. Stoor ons bystand nommer (072 248 3855) op jou foon, stuur \u2019n WhatsApp boodskap met die woorde \u201cAdd me\u201d om nuusflits skakels op jou foon te kry.\u201d<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nokka, die witleeu van Pienaardam, verwek kinders terwyl hy gekastreer is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1848,"featured_media":79572,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"hasGravity":false,"cxt_article_byline":"Tobie van den Bergh, Morgan Jansen van Vuuren, Gerhard Rheeder","cxt_disable_google_ads":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[10924,10920,10921,10923,21966,21990,10688,10925,10922],"class_list":["post-79495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-local-news","category-news-headlines","tag-cute-baby-lion","tag-lion","tag-lion-cubs","tag-lion-cubs-drinking-milk","tag-middelburg","tag-mpumalanga","tag-nokka","tag-piennaardam","tag-video-of-cute-lion"],"category_labels":{"Category":"News","SubCategory":"Local news"},"tag_labels":["Cute baby lion","Lion","Lion cubs","Lion cubs drinking milk","middelburg","Mpumalanga","nokka","Piennaardam","Video of cute lion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1848"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79495\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}