{"id":78932,"date":"2018-03-07T11:30:30","date_gmt":"2018-03-07T09:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/?p=78932"},"modified":"2018-03-09T09:44:19","modified_gmt":"2018-03-09T07:44:19","slug":"mense-lag-hulle-siek-vir-polonie-grappies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/news-headlines\/2018\/03\/07\/mense-lag-hulle-siek-vir-polonie-grappies\/","title":{"rendered":"Mense lag hulle siek vir Polonie grappies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Die nuus was skaars koud of grappies het die kuberruim rondgevlieg.<\/p>\n<h3><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-78939 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180307-WA0002-520x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dwu32cgxelq1c.cloudfront.net\/local_newspapers\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180307-WA0002-520x400.jpg 520w, https:\/\/dwu32cgxelq1c.cloudfront.net\/local_newspapers\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180307-WA0002-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-78936 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180305-WA0058-520x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dwu32cgxelq1c.cloudfront.net\/local_newspapers\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180305-WA0058-520x400.jpg 520w, https:\/\/dwu32cgxelq1c.cloudfront.net\/local_newspapers\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180305-WA0058-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-78938 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180305-WA0072-520x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dwu32cgxelq1c.cloudfront.net\/local_newspapers\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180305-WA0072-520x400.jpg 520w, https:\/\/dwu32cgxelq1c.cloudfront.net\/local_newspapers\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180305-WA0072-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-78941 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180307-WA0004-520x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dwu32cgxelq1c.cloudfront.net\/local_newspapers\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180307-WA0004-520x400.jpg 520w, https:\/\/dwu32cgxelq1c.cloudfront.net\/local_newspapers\/sites\/92\/2018\/03\/IMG-20180307-WA0004-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/p>\n<h4>Lees ook:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/78806\/enterprise-polony-identified-source-sa-listeriosis-outbreak\/\" target=\"_blank\">Enterprise polony identified as source of SA listeriosis outbreak<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>As jy \u2019n gunstelling een het stuur dit na morgan@mobserver.co.za<\/p>\n<h3>Ander nuus:<\/h3>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/78926\/11-jarige-meisie-glo-op-ma-se-bed-verkrag\/\" target=\"_blank\">11-Jarige meisie glo op ma se bed Verkrag<\/a><\/h4>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/78886\/watch-bloody-shootout-randburg\/\" target=\"_blank\">Video shows bloody shootout in Randburg<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/78829\/video-shows-motorcycle-crash-not-sensitive-viewers\/\" target=\"_blank\">Video shows motorcycle crash (Not for sensitive viewer)<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/78819\/bromponie-met-rooibulplakker-gesteel\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bromponie met rooibulplakker gesteel<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/78793\/video-inwoners-spring-self-om-eendedam-te-red\/\" target=\"_blank\">Video: Inwoners spring self in om eendedam te red<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/78777\/katte-le-vir-ure-plastieksak-met-pote-vasgebind\/\" target=\"_blank\">Katte l\u00ea vir ure in sakke met pote vasgebind<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<h3>Nuus op \u2019n drafstap:<\/h3>\n<p>Kry nuus op \u2019n drafstap. Stoor ons bystand nommer (072 248 3855) op jou foon, stuur \u2019n WhatsApp boodskap met die woorde \u201cAdd me\u201d om nuusflits skakels op jou foon te kry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tipies Suid-Afrikaners het die nuus dat Enterprise se polonie dalk vir listeriose verantwoordelik is die humor in die nasie wakker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8129,"featured_media":78949,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"hasGravity":false,"cxt_article_byline":"Middelburg Observer","cxt_disable_google_ads":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[8931,10678,5420,10680,10648,10042,10681,10679,10632,10633],"class_list":["post-78932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-local-news","category-news-headlines","tag-enterprise","tag-enterprise-funny","tag-funny","tag-interprise-viennas","tag-listeria","tag-listeriosis","tag-listeroise","tag-memes-enterprise","tag-polony","tag-viennas"],"category_labels":{"Category":"News","SubCategory":"Local news"},"tag_labels":["enterprise","enterprise funny","funny","interprise viennas","listeria","Listeriosis.","listeroise","memes enterprise","polony","viennas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8129"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78932\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}