{"id":54293,"date":"2016-08-10T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-10T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/echonews.sites.caxton.co.za\/54293\/mybeurt\/"},"modified":"2016-08-10T09:01:59","modified_gmt":"2016-08-10T07:01:59","slug":"mybeurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/news-headlines\/2016\/08\/10\/mybeurt\/","title":{"rendered":"My Beurt: Tobie van den Bergh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Die raadsaal was oorkant Van Blerkplein, deesdae is dit Town Square. Dit was die eerste raadsvergadering.<\/p>\n<p>Hulle het jou gekyk.<\/p>\n<p>Daai kyk.<\/p>\n<p>Daardie week kla twee ou (oud) joernaliste by die koerant se eienaar, John Frewin: &#8220;Te jonk om redakteur te wees, die gemeenskap aanvaar hom nie&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Die enigste oplossing om ouer te lyk was om baard te groei.<\/p>\n<p>Buffelsfontein Baardolie se nagmerrie, daar groei so liederlike rooi baard uit.<\/p>\n<p>Skryf tot in vir &#8216;n baardkompetisie op Groblersdal.<\/p>\n<p>Staan saam met wyle Baden Hammond tussen al die ander baardbekke.<\/p>\n<p>Langs ons is &#8216;n man van Viljoenskroon.<\/p>\n<p>Dink nogal &#8220;daai baard kan ek beat&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Toe trek hy knippies uit en rol sy baard af, en af&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Die skare het asem opgehou.<\/p>\n<p>Die laaste rol het net onder sy naeltjie ge\u00ebindig.<\/p>\n<p>Lengte tel &#8211; hy wen loshande.<\/p>\n<p>Stap tien jaar later in Markstraat af.<\/p>\n<p>Dit is net so voor vyf.<\/p>\n<p>Besluit hierdie baard moet af en hy moet nou af.<\/p>\n<p>Hardloop met &#8216;n stink spoed na Ems Reynierse se Elite manshaarkapper en s\u00ea: &#8220;Skeer af!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>By die huis wil die hond jou byt en die kinders staar met verbasing.<\/p>\n<p>Nou is dit dertig jaar later (plus).<\/p>\n<p>Bel Willie Dique van Laerskool Middelburg een laat Saterdagaand: &#8220;Ons daag jou uit om jou baard te laat groei&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>En daar verskyn &#8216;n grysbaard.<\/p>\n<p>Loop jy in die Mall vat mense aan hulle gesigte.<\/p>\n<p>Een ou vra: &#8220;Het jy al daai skelm gevang?&#8221;. Vra nogal nuuskierig: &#8220;Watter skelm?&#8221; &#8220;Daai een wat jou skeermes gesteel het&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>En jy hoor gereeld: &#8220;En daai baard?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Elke dag moet jy verduidelik: &#8220;Dit is Laerskool Middelburg se&#8230;&#8221;. Nog net drie weke.<\/p>\n<p>Nooit weer nie!<\/p>\n<p>(Netnou kla iemand jy is te oud).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dit was 1982. In die raadsaal het Pikkie Coetzee, Piet Bezuidenhout, Es Esterhuizen, Johan Strydom en die ander vadere van die dorp gesit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1848,"featured_media":35780,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"hasGravity":false,"cxt_article_byline":"Tobie van den Bergh","cxt_disable_google_ads":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[509,7,2],"tags":[2939,1342,6],"class_list":["post-54293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editors-note","category-local-news","category-news-headlines","tag-my-beurt","tag-my-turn","tag-opinion-edition"],"category_labels":{"Category":"News","SubCategory":"Local news"},"tag_labels":["my beurt","My Turn","Opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1848"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54293\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}