{"id":54244,"date":"2016-08-08T17:08:46","date_gmt":"2016-08-08T15:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mobserver.co.za\/54244\/7-things-only-women-will-understand\/"},"modified":"2016-08-09T10:03:37","modified_gmt":"2016-08-09T08:03:37","slug":"7-things-only-women-will-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/uncategorized\/2016\/08\/08\/7-things-only-women-will-understand\/","title":{"rendered":"7 things only women will understand"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><strong>1. Your bra occasionally trying to kill you and the euphoria felt when you take it off at the end of the day.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/freedom-of-being-braless.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-116598\" src=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/freedom-of-being-braless.gif\" alt=\"freedom of being braless\" width=\"594\" height=\"254\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3><strong>\u00a02. The finesse and sheer talent required to wear uncomfortable heels.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/walking-in-heels.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-116603\" src=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/walking-in-heels.gif\" alt=\"walking in heels\" width=\"437\" height=\"329\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>3. Applying eyeliner about 20 times before you get it right.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/26BoCInc52BREvj6o\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>4. Enduring rashes, itchy stubble, cuts and ingrown hairs all in pursuit of silky smooth shaved legs.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-116586\" src=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/leg-shave2.gif\" alt=\"leg shave2\" width=\"433\" height=\"306\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><strong>5. Being able to be a size 28 and also a size 32, thanks to inconsistent and arbitrary women&#8217;s sizing.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/clothing2.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-116588\" src=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/clothing2.gif\" alt=\"fitting into clothing\" width=\"457\" height=\"348\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3><strong>6. The very real and unexaggerated pain of breaking a nail.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/breaking-a-nail.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-116599\" src=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/breaking-a-nail.gif\" alt=\"breaking a nail\" width=\"516\" height=\"265\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3><strong>7. Periods. Enough said.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/Period.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-116632\" src=\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/08\/Period.gif\" alt=\"Period\" width=\"500\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">But all things considered, being a woman is incredible. Happy Women&#8217;s Day to all!<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From busted bras to broken heels, women of all ages will eventually experience these everyday struggles. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7849,"featured_media":54263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"hasGravity":false,"cxt_article_byline":"","cxt_disable_google_ads":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2704,2681],"tags":[5455],"class_list":["post-54244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entertainment-news","category-lifestyle-news","tag-womans-day"],"category_labels":{"Category":"Lifestyle","SubCategory":"Entertainment"},"tag_labels":["woman's day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7849"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54244\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/54263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/middelburg-observer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}