{"id":49387,"date":"2013-11-27T10:55:54","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T08:55:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/germistoncitynews.co.za\/49387\/struwwelpeter-dreaded-phone-call-boss\/"},"modified":"2013-11-27T10:55:54","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T08:55:54","slug":"struwwelpeter-dreaded-phone-call-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/opinion-edition\/2013\/11\/27\/struwwelpeter-dreaded-phone-call-boss\/","title":{"rendered":"Struwwelpeter: The dreaded phone call from the boss"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>ROBERT Mc Bride has just discovered that most people don&#8217;t like him much.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"gmw_\">But none of this matters. Number One likes him. That he has a history of throwing no 2 in the fan doesn&#8217;t matter. Number One is feeling beleagueredand he is surrounding himself with people he trusts. So don&#8217;t be surprised if McBride ends up in the 2014 cabinet.<\/span><\/p><div class=\"stream-item stream-item-in-post stream-item-inline-post aligncenter\"><\/div>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>The dreaded phone call from the boss.<\/p><div class=\"stream-item stream-item-in-post stream-item-inline-post aligncenter\"><\/div>\n<p>My boss phoned me today. He said, &#8220;Is everything OK at the office?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;It&#8217;s all under control. It&#8217;s been a very busy day. I haven&#8217;t stopped to take a break all day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can you do me a favour?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;Of course, what is it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pick up the pace a little. I&#8217;m in the foursome behind you.&#8221;<br \/>\n(Thanks BJ)<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>And now for a little bit of Christmas cheer:<\/p>\n<p>Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:<\/p>\n<p>Dear Grand-daughter,<br \/>\nThe other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a &#8220;Honk if you love Jesus&#8221; bumper sticker.<\/p>\n<p>I was feeling particularly blessed that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance where we had sung Christmas carols followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.<\/p>\n<p>So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.<\/p>\n<p>I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn&#8217;t notice that the light had changed.<\/p>\n<p>It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn&#8217;t honked, I&#8217;d never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus!<\/p>\n<p>While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, &#8220;For the love of God! Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!<\/p>\n<p>I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!<\/p>\n<p>There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a beach.<\/p>\n<p>I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.<\/p>\n<p>He said it was a Hawaiian good luck sign.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"gmw_\">A couple of the people <span class=\"gm_ gm_50073ce2-1c3a-96c1-9d66-bfa0d450eb17 gm-spell\">were<\/span> so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this was when I noticed the light had changed.<\/p>\n<p>So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters and drove on through the intersection.<br \/>\nI noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.<\/p>\n<p>So, I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.<\/p>\n<p>Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!<\/p>\n<p>Will write again soon,<br \/>\nLove, Grandma<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/p><div class=\"stream-item stream-item-below-post-content\">\n<div class='tenancy_slot tenancy_slot_1 jannah_ad' style='display: none;' data-query-id='10acafbe80055fee601cb0244efcb4ac'><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And keep gran out of the traffic, please <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":52,"featured_media":49388,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"hasGravity":false,"cxt_article_byline":"","cxt_disable_google_ads":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8518,6],"tags":[1193],"class_list":["post-49387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blogs","category-opinion-edition","tag-struwwelpeter"],"amp_enabled":true,"category_labels":{"Category":"Opinion","SubCategory":"Blogs"},"tag_labels":["struwwelpeter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/52"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49387\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/49388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}