{"id":43668,"date":"2013-09-13T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/germistoncitynews.co.za\/43668\/a-bee-on-the-bonnet\/"},"modified":"2013-09-13T09:38:12","modified_gmt":"2013-09-13T07:38:12","slug":"a-bee-on-the-bonnet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/opinion-edition\/2013\/09\/13\/a-bee-on-the-bonnet\/","title":{"rendered":"A bee in your bonnet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Gerrit&#8221;, Germiston South writes:<\/p>\n<p>Amidst all the doom and gloom reports we are used to reading, including the wars, the terrorism, the poverty, the strife and government&#8217;s failure to deliver &#8211; is there perhaps space in your pages for a little humour?<\/p><div class=\"stream-item stream-item-in-post stream-item-inline-post aligncenter\"><\/div>\n<p>In Germiston, recently, I observed a florist&#8217;s delivery van with the following words printed across the side panels: &#8220;BEE complaint&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>These words were printed in prominently large lettering.<\/p><div class=\"stream-item stream-item-in-post stream-item-inline-post aligncenter\"><\/div>\n<p>And at a quick glace I assumed this meant &#8220;Black Economic Empowerment&#8221;, a natural assumption I thought?<\/p>\n<p>It was not until I noticed the nuance in the catchphrase, found at the bottom of the side panel, and in noticeably smaller lettering, which read: &#8220;We only harvest blooms after pollination&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>If you didn&#8217;t already know, bees (BEEs) pollinate flowers.<\/p>\n<p>I found this clever little play on words rather humorous, I thought I had to share it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"stream-item stream-item-below-post-content\">\n<div class='tenancy_slot tenancy_slot_1 jannah_ad' style='display: none;' data-query-id='950a99945b2c496e7248e06a6de344ec'><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A light moment in amidst the doom and gloom. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1848,"featured_media":44382,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"hasGravity":false,"cxt_article_byline":"","cxt_disable_google_ads":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6],"tags":[8297,1013,979,1208,1167],"class_list":["post-43668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-letters","category-opinion-edition","tag-community-2","tag-fun","tag-germiston","tag-letter","tag-opinion-2"],"amp_enabled":true,"category_labels":{"Category":"Opinion","SubCategory":"Letters"},"tag_labels":["community","fun","germiston","letter","opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1848"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43668\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/44382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.citizen.co.za\/germiston-city-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}