1. The case of quiddy stick<\/h2>\n
A person from Morningside in Durban had people in stitches after they advertised<\/a> that they were\u00a0getting rid of\u00a0 their “Super Sexy, Super Fast Quidditch Stick” This Harry Potter fan also adds their reason for selling: “I have decided to invest a little more time in my love life, as that began to deteriorate since the first day my cheeks and Quiddy first met plus there seems to be quite a lot of air traffic in some parts and it’s not easy for an amateur to out maneuver various tomahawks and blackhawks.”<\/p> It’s not every day that a\u00a0pet Turtle goes missing and gets a hilarious ad on Gumtree<\/a> blaming the new Ninja Turtle movie for its disappearance. The person posts: “Our family pet turtle escaped with stealthy ninja quickness under the cover of darkness and an overlooked hole in the fence. Answers to the name Lightning.<\/p>\n A person from Graaf-Reinet placed an ad<\/a> to sell\u00a0their motorcycle and the description is truly compelling. For example, the first few descriptions read:<\/p>\n Top Speed: 160km\/h being towed by car<\/p>\n Brake System: Takkie between fork and front tyre<\/p>\n Average Gas usage: 0 liters per km but heavy on takkies<\/p>\n It can only be a Capetonian who would hilariously advertise<\/a> the sale of a parachute by posting: “Used parachute for sale. \u00a0No strings attached.\u00a0 Used only once.”<\/p>\n People will try to sell you anything on the internet. This very brief ad<\/a> tries to sell dust gathered at the Oppikoppi Festival.<\/p>\n The ad continues: “After harvesting even more red dust from my inner ears, nostrils, hair and the bottom of my feet, I\u2019m looking for a good home where the dust can be comfortable and respected.\u00a0I\u2019d suggest using it to recreate the magic of the weekend, create an ant farm, beach room or simply just to roll around in.”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n![\"Nimbus_2001\"](\"https:\/\/albertonrecord.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/35\/2016\/06\/Nimbus_2001.png\")
<\/a><\/p>\n2.\u00a0Missing: Pet Turtle<\/span><\/h2>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\n3. The best motorcycle ad you’ve seen?<\/h2>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\n4. Parachute for sale<\/h2>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\n5. Oppikoppi dust anyone?<\/h2>\n
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